Would you go out with me?
Here is my date plan.
2 o clock. Get a pair of paintball guns with 200 rounds each and go to the nearest nudist beach and start shootin. Sky masks included.
4 o clock. Point fingers at every single dude that leaves a sex shop with a paper bag and make sure he sees us.
4 30. Put traffic cones at the exits of the building IRS parkade with a line of fresh white paint on the tar for the staff completly blocking them from leaving.
5 o clock. Throw buckets of soap water at hobos while driving by. Wed be doing them a favour but its fun to see them angry.
7 o clock. Go catch a movie. Wait until half of the movie has gone and leave after we cut the power by turning the trip switch down and glue it with industrial adhesive.
8 30. Get a camera and videotape all our friends talk shit about everybody you know and then email the videos to everybody.
10 o clock. I kiss you and I leave you at your place.
I didnt know you were interested, Queen of the skinheads.
That was for the freak that answered first.